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February 3, 2009
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December 29, 2008

Caught red handed

No Trespassing

PO Boxes

Bush

The Crime

I was in an old post office in central Indiana today snapping these pictures with my phone when a mustachioed man approached me and said in a stern voice, “Excuse me.”

“Oh, I’m sorry,” I said, and shuffled a few feet over, assuming I was blocking him. “No, EXCUSE ME,” he said. “I’ve been watching you. It is illegal to take pictures in this building. This is a government building. You can’t take pictures here.”

My Response

Some things that went through my head in quick succession…

  • “Wow, that’s a tidy mustache.”
  • “Is he going to confiscate my iphone?”
  • “Do I have to destroy the photos?”
  • “How do I convince him I’m not doing anything wrong?”
  • “I feel so guilty.”

I tried to smile and apologize and say that I didn’t know, which only seemed to make him want to talk about it more. This was the last thing I wanted to do, because I felt mortified, jittery, and liable to cry.

What’s My Deal?

Is this just nascent, genetic Catholic guilt making me feel so wrong and naughty? Was I really doing something unacceptable? Whatever it was, I felt instantly, profoundly wrotten. Like I didn’t belong there. In that post office. In that town. In the whole damn state, really. I’m sure this could have happened just as easily in a public building in San Francisco, but I think because in my photo-taking I’d been making subtle, private commentary on the otherness of it all, my encounter with the Mr. Mustache made me feel resentful, out of place, and also kind of like a jerk. All kinds of awesome feelings. The whole thing just made me want to float away and dissolve in the atmosphere.

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December 16, 2008
Why do I want this so badly?

Why do I want this so badly?

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November 30, 2008

Awesome food moment

Had the spiciest meal of my life at this Thai restaurant on Friday night. Lemongrass snapper drowning in peppers. Runny nose. Melty ears. Mouth afire. Good stuff.

That's a spicy pepper

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November 21, 2008

Sorry, Blog.

I know I’ve been neglecting you. It’s been a busy month. I’ve thought of you, from time to time, with your stale, flip joke about a baby being lifted by its head. That’s no way to leave things with you. Blog, you deserve more from me. Baby, I’ll never neglect you again. Yes, naturally you wonder what I’ve been up to. What can I say?

This and that…


A trip to Denmark

Nearly killed myself for a virtual seminar


Rode a horse for the first time

Off to New York this week for Thanksgiving break. I’ll tell you all about it. I promise.

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October 28, 2008
I have no idea what this is about, but I love it. I absolutely love it.

I have no idea what this is about, but I love it. I absolutely love it.

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October 7, 2008

Buleyesque

One of my heroes just turned me into a neologism. That’s right! Buleyesque. Meaning, I think, kinda hand-drawn looking. This is a good day.

By the way, yes, I realize that it’s ridiculous to introduce to the world a new word meaning “kinda hand-drawn looking” in Edwardian Script, but damnit, a fancy word calls for a fancy font!

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September 29, 2008

This is awesome. One more reason to wish I were Jewish. Or, more precisely, to wish I were Sarah Silverman.

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September 26, 2008
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September 25, 2008
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September 18, 2008

6:30 am research interview from home. At work by 9am. Two slow-as-hell buses. Feeling cranky.

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September 10, 2008
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